"Journaloidism"

There was (gasp) a shooting in San Antonio last night.

I apologize to those that are suffering.

They are not the reason I'm making note of the 10:PM Tabloid Report.

It's not even the Plasticine Actors that play on the 10:PM Tabloid Report.

It's the girrafix department... This time.

Here is my representation of a background graphic displayed on a (DELAYED BY FOOTBALL!!!) news report from last night...

"FATHER
GUNNED DOWNED"

I don't make this stuff up.